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If I were a month I would be: october

If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday

If I were a time of day I would be: from dusk til dawn

If I were a planet I would be: pluto

If I were an animal I would be: hawk

If I were a direction I would be: up

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: that ugly statuette that most people keep in their living rooms.

If I were a liquid I would be: rain water

If I were a tree I would be: willow

If I were a flower/plant I would be: venus fly trap

If I were a kind of weather I would be: rainy and cloudy

If I were a musical instrument I would be: harp

If I were an emotion I would be: bloodlust and agony

If I were a color I would be: gray

If I were a vegetable I would be: cucumber

If I were a sweet I would be: orange tic tacs

If I were a car I would be: gun-metal gray with electric blue racing stripes mazda3

If I were a song I would be: sandstorm by darude

If I were a movie I would be directed by: some kid with issues

If I were a book I would be written by: Norman Doidge

If I were a food/drink I would be: asian noodles with powdered bamboo to kill of course

If I were a place I would be: an underwater air pocket filled with treasure

If I were a cartoon character I would be: one of my own

If I were a shape I would be: polyhedral

If I were a material I would be: weaved grass

If I were a taste I would be: bitter

If I were a word I would be: The

If I were an object I would be: steel thread

If I were a body part I would be: fingernail

If I were a facial expression I would be: the awkward laugh expression

If I were a style I would be: punk, wierd, futuristic

If I were a number I would be: 12

If I were a Beatle I would be: none, otherwise their music wouldn't have been as good.